Beautiful People
↳ Ed Westwick“I’m a lounge guy. I love playing pool. I love finding someplace where it’s quiet enough that you can control the jukebox and get on with your life.”
♥ Tue, May. 08, 2012/143,892 notes
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
♥ Sat, May. 05, 2012/22,078 notes
Because he’s worth it.
(Source: astropolice, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
♥ Fri, May. 04, 2012/2,357 notes
Am I the only one that finds it funny Samuel L. Jackson has one of his eyes covered?
Oh Fury.
First Images Of Joaquin Phoenix, Jeremy Renner & Marion Cotillard In James Gray’s ‘Low Life’
